Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

holy crack

the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.

Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.

by jesusasslicker January 3, 2019

gay boy crack

Gay boy crack isn't really crack, it’s nos gas. But it’s what hard core druggies call nos because of the minor experience of euphoria you feel compared to that of other drugs.

T: Bare gassed to pop some e’s at rave later.
Cee: I’m too shook to do pingers, let’s do balloons, nos is bare fun!
T: Nah Cee, dead that.
Cee: Fine, I’ll just cut now then
Des: Go get fucked off your gay boy crack then u pussio.

by Silent_t October 8, 2019

Crack Johnny

Slang for a ball peen hammer

If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head

by Oldestoldman October 24, 2020

Crack head

Christopher

Christopher is a crack head

by Dog lover 34594 October 22, 2019

The crack

The point at which a person is too drunk for you to understand the majority of what they type.

Person 1: "inst ti amzmangh wo rbbis hae eras"
Person 2: "You've reach the crack already haven't you"

by EscapeNitro September 23, 2019

Wiener crack

A joke targeting to a man (typically done in a joking manner) towards his physical appearance. They also tend to make fun of one’s troubles in the bedroom.

John gave a good wiener crack on Chris .everyone was laughing except Chris as for he found it mean and rude

by Dherky December 29, 2021