Potato

If you’re called this it means you have really bad aim.

Dude how’d you miss! You’re such a potato.
You completely missed the guy. You potatoed everywhere.

by Tempest_Dragon October 11, 2019

Potato

Something of extreme power. It will never be understood. It has been around since the beginning of time, if not longer. Anyone who attempts to wield it dies immediately.

Dang that potato is powerful

by buhlokaye December 4, 2023

cheesecake potatoe

Being a dumbass / mike miller

Your being such a cheesecake potatoe

by Cheesypotatoeinventor April 12, 2024

Potato sapien

A humanoid potato, who lives with homo sapiens, acts lik a homo sapien. But knows that deep inside that he or she is really a potato

"Hey, did you know that Oda is really a potato sapien?"
"Wow, really? She seems like a homo sapien"

by Cadn February 13, 2018

Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.

Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"

by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025

creamy potatoes

When you're fucking her from behind and you pull out just in time to cum between her ass cheeks.

Me and Rachel made creamy potatoes last night. We had to do laundry after.

by KarlWithAK3511 February 25, 2018

potato

potato

i like potato

by clarkos August 28, 2019