Sketchy Bob

A absolutely goon on the motocross track who is fuckin sketchy. Also the worst lapper ever, he will not get out of your way and he will just slow you down.

“That kid and the Kawasaki, number 11 is sketchy Bob”

by CartoGoup November 29, 2024

The Bob

Salesman slang for an extended warranty on a purchase.
(I.e Range,refridgerator,TV etc)

So named in fear of the rath of not hitting extended warranty quotas (percentage of sales dollar volume) set by Robert (BOB) J. Wysocki.
V.P of Sales Fretter Appliance Corporation 1980-1990.

Manager to salesman:
"Did you get the bob?"

Salesman: "They said No to the BOB"
Manager: "You're Fired!"

by Mark January 18, 2004

bob simple

a good tank so good the japanese didn't invade.

I think I can turn the tracker into a bob simple.

by Black mn July 31, 2022

BOB (battery operated boyfriend)

A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.

Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.

by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016

Bob the bottle

a victim of a short black man who beat him at a uniform shop, he was a clear spring australian water bottle and his remains were never found

Bob the bottle

by mega_gay_priest February 13, 2022

Bob

Stupid idiot who wouldn’t shut the fuck up and sucks Jayden’s dick

woah is that bob?!?!!
No it’s a fucking idiot

by NONONOOOBE1LAA June 1, 2022

Bob Sagating

(Verb) When your dog/pet has diarrhea on the floor in your house and your robot vacuum turns on and covers your entire house in hot, steamy shit.

I woke up to the aroma of hot, steamy shit. When I went downstairs, to my horror, my robot vacuum was Bob Sagating my entire house and there was "shit everywhere"!

by Jeff Dunley January 2, 2025