red cloak

From the movie 300, is a definition used on very drool-worthy men, the speaker would love to see parading in a red cloak, with just a leather speedo.

"There's a red cloak on that table."

"That guy's worthy of a red cloak."

by Selenia February 22, 2008

Red Sun

Red sun

Red sun

by Vsauce420 August 26, 2022

red bagel

When you fuck a asshole until it bleeds and it is red around the ass checks

John gabe gaby a red bagel for brunch

by antidm May 8, 2016

Red Muppet

A person(s) who mis-reads a question(s) on the internet and embarrasingly requests the definition, and - or, a person who replies wrongly to said question.

Person A: It's okay

Person B: I wish it was, talk another time. Bye.

Person A: What do you mean I wish it was talk another time?

Person A: You wish we could talk another time?

Person A: Ooooh, I'm a Red Muppet. You meant, you wish it was okay and we'll talk another time.

The term Red Muppet derives from the original term "Muppet", the term "Red" has been applied so that it conveys someone is embarrased and also a "Muppet".

by Red Muppet September 6, 2009

Red lobster

Basically when a girl is on her period and they're having sex with with someone

Sticking a dick in a bloody vagina is a red lobster

by RedLobster November 20, 2016

Red Panda

A cute fluffy animal who’s extremely playful and somewhat human like.. Also something girls look like when they put their hair behind their ears and look up.

Ayo Shenelle look like a red panda in this photo.

by UhhhN February 2, 2022

Mega Red

When a woman on her menstrual cycle allows another individual to use his or her mouth as a strong vacuum to suck out as much blood from her lady parts as possible and spits it back into her mouth (preferably done in a drastic fountain-like exchange).

I was performing cunnilingus the other day when i had the brilliant idea to suck really hard and spit blood back into my girlfriends face. She opened her mouth at the right moment and thus the Mega Red was born.

by Sea Panther December 3, 2011