A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011
Get the ninja-textmug. by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014
Get the Wax ninjamug. Get yourself some fine lookin’ ninja poodles if you want to avoid being the target of a kidnap attempt.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2022
Get the ninja poodlesmug. by I Love Him Hear The bEst December 4, 2020
Get the Trident Ninjamug. by ktkills January 25, 2024
Get the fruit ninja daysmug. That lil teacher's pet in class that has basically memorized the whole textbook. Her ego has visible stretch marks and her parents will hunt down your poor teacher just to send her to the top of the class. If she doesn't get her way, then grab some popcorn and gummy bears; watch the drama unfold. Entertaining when you ain't part of it. This lil bitch is literally asking you to choke her. Go ahead. Do it ! Please !
"I give up, the textbook ninja has officially taken over"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"
by mc!aren_senna May 28, 2021
Get the textbook ninjamug. The act of busting on the woman's breasts and then tossing a handful of glitter in the cum. Whilst creating a beautiful art piece, you disappear before she gets the aftermath out of her nose and eyes.
by NorthernOmen March 1, 2024
Get the Ninja Dustmug.