alex

squatter

Alex is a squatter because he spends too much money on games
Yo did u downgrade houses??? Thats such an Alex moment

by funkymonkey33 January 22, 2023

Alex Gagawa

a redheaded fuck face thats dating himself he works at gay meyers

person 1 : fuck u alex gagawa
person2: -gets a fucking stroke and proceeds to jam their arm into their esophagus until death from stroke or suffication of the arm-

by Colon standish May 24, 2018

Alex

The sexiest hottest coolest person ever to exist

Kai: hey have you seen my ex Alex
Mars: Yeah shes so sexy
Kai: WHAT WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOUR MY BOYFRIEND

by 😻🤞 May 9, 2022

Alex Lomuto

Born with a complex form of down syndrome and autism, Alex began dunking at 2 days old on a 10 foot rim. His godly dunking rivals that of his idol, James Harden, and he hopes one day to play with him. Often described as 'retarded' and a 'make-a-wish kid', Alex was originally born in a hospital in Kazakhstan. Reportedly when the nurse looked at his face she jumped out of the 15 story building window, screaming as she fell that 'that was the ugliest face ever'.

Also used as an adjective to describe similarly retarded people

OMG, that kid's an Alex Lomuto!

by iiililililiiiiwucihdisododih November 15, 2022

captian alex

The Leader of the secret commando.
He gets killed in the begining of WHO killed captian alex
He is Good friends with dotty and pommez
And he is ugandan

Me: ohhh shit is that captian alex did he not die
Friend: no he still lives on in My hearth

by Pommez March 19, 2018

Mini alex

Mini Alex is a man sent from the heveans down upon earth to be its one and only protector. He has many alies and if they wish to summon him or interact with him they must yell"OHHHHH MINI ALEX" with much force, Mini Alex is a true warrior and worthy of our respect. (Side note he also likes cheeseburgers)

Person 1: Bro who's that?

Person 2: you don't know MINI Alex?

Person 1:pshhh that's a myth

Person 2: watch this OHHHHH MINI ALEX

Person 1: OHHHH MINI ALEX bro please for give me Mini Alex ong fr mb

Mini Alex: bet

by THENEBSSNAOisntreal June 26, 2023

Alex mercer

An overall stupid dumb mother fucker, really annoying and acts likes he's above everyone else. Thinks he's some amazing person but is just not, fucks with girls because he's a prick.

Man 1 "oh you may not understand I do have a higher iq than you anyway"
Man 2 "shut the fuck up Alex mercer"

by imalwaysright112233 October 29, 2021