Long Island Taco

First, you take a dump in between a chicks boobs while she's laying down. Second, squirt jizz on top. Third, push her boobs together creating the taco shell.

I brought this crazy skank back to the crib and gave her the Long Island Taco last night.

by CrazyBiznitchLIRepresent January 12, 2010

Beef Taco

The act of taking a shit in the palm of your hand and smearing it in the ass crack of your gay lover while he is tied to a statue of a bald cory feldman

Person A: Hey what did you do last night?
Person B: Not much just gave a beef taco to my bud
Person A: A beef taco?
Person B: You don't want to know...
*silence*
Person B: ...shit everywhere....even on cory

by Doogrim March 1, 2009

new jersey taco

To barf into a woman's puss while eating her out.

As I was munching on Shirley's vag, I grew nauseous. I barfed, thereby creating a New Jersey Taco.

by Justin Bacon November 13, 2006

Mongolian Taco Punch

A sexual maneuver where a man is fisting a woman who is pregnant and tickles the fetus.

That preggo bitch got one helluva Mongolian Taco Punch last night

by planmandan January 27, 2009

Taco Bell dog

A furry little animal this met it's death by a low rider

Adam Sandler's Song was right,he killed the taco bell dog.

by Marh May 13, 2005

Taco bye week

A Taco bye week is a term in fantasy football for a matchup with an opponent in your league who doesn't pay attention to their team. This causes the person to leave in players who are on a bye week or injured and not playing, leaving you with an easy win. Origin of the term is the FX comedy The League, in which the character Taco is infamous for not paying attention to his team all season or knowing anything about football.

Half of Louis's team is on bye or injured, so it looks like it's a Taco bye week for me.

by Doctor9 October 16, 2017

Salt rimmed taco

When you excrete feces on a toilet at the exact same time you drink alcohol and snort a line.

Man, I was at the comedy club, and the restroom was right next to the stage where this dude was bombing, so I decided to spice things up with a salt rimmed taco.

by Whatisyourexcuse May 26, 2018