McCarthy Syndrome

craziness, having unexplained spaz-like movements, extensive and sudden hyperness, spurts of deliberate public embarrassment of those around said person

We gave Caroline some coffee and all of a sudden she was diagnosed with "McCarthy Syndrome"

by GreenBean Isha April 26, 2011

HAH syndrome

Hot As Hell Syndrome

Sam: Dude, Check her out.. She totally has HAH Syndrome
Garrett: No way dude...
Sam: what are you, a mongaloid or something?

by Shibblleeee December 21, 2010

Turdner Syndrome

Chromosomal abnormality characterised by 45XO genotype. Many people can live a reasonably good, fulfilling lives with reasonably good mental capabilities. Unfortunately severe cases may be extremely mentally challenged with the IQ of a turd.

Tina Turdner was diagnosed with Turdner syndrome last week. No wonder she couldn't graduate from kindergarten. She has a wonderful doctor though.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021

Dijook Syndrome

This disease that was named after it's first "victim." Effects of the include sweating urine as well as forgetting the first twelve letters of the alphabet. Most people burdened with the chronic disease eventually fall into a mental stupor wherein they believe everyone (on a day-to-day basis) walks much faster than oneself.

Dr. Theodore Alcroft, who has studied the phenomenal ailment for over fourteen years, made this statement regarding DS:

"It DS has struck the hearts of many families who must cooperate with loved ones who have fallen to the unfortunate syndrome. Signs of pre-ailment are little to none; Us at the Long Island Research Facility strongly urge potential people who begin to sweat urine to immediately donate large sums of money to our research fund in order to find a legitimate cure."

Statistically, DS has increased 120% since its initial sighting back in 1993. Much information regarding the disease is unknown and scientists are now starting to conduct research as cases are sharply increasing.

"Dude, everyone walks to fast."

*Concerned* "Can you repeated the alphabet for me please?"

"I don't have to prove anything to you"

- Anonymous dialogue from initial outbreak of Dijook Syndrome.
August 14, 1994

by Dr. Barnacle November 23, 2011

Ethan Syndrome

A medical diagnosis of someone who has these issues within their worthless lives, namely from people who are named "Ethan":

- Narcissism on a phenomenal scale
- Furry-lover
- Ego as large as one's belly
- Refusal of reasonable and sound advice
- Excessively uses racial slurs
- Invented hypocrisy before hypokrites of Greece
- Unable to mature properly, therefore making himself disabled within a functioning society

Alan: Hey, Ethan, you gotta stop your alcohol addiction man, it's getting worse.
Chinese guy named Ethan: Fuck you lah you fucking n***a, I'll pop a cap in your ass and make sure your mother goes to Thailand chee bai!
Alan: Fuck you, Ethan Syndrome motherfucker

by Zxlous August 14, 2021

Nassem Syndrome

The most deadly disease of all time makes people want to blow themselves up when confronted by an explosive weapon

That dude over there has Nassem syndrome watch out!

by Ram ranch June 11, 2018

Shiver Syndrome

When someone hears a popping sound and they shiver. When they do this, their eyes look up, and they sperm. If they are female, they make a snail trail across their pants.

Dude, I was opening a wine bottle last night and I so had the Shiver Syndrome.

by Nick & Dan! November 15, 2011