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in soviet russia 

a meme in which something is reversed between america and soviet russia
in america you write definition, in soviet russia definition writes you
in soviet russia by anonymous September 17, 2020

In soviet russia 

A type of meme that everything is reversed.
In soviet russia, the pokemon catches you.
In soviet russia by FCCRickRoll250 October 24, 2020

Talking like a Russian 

Blatantly lying for the sake of propaganda purposes. Saying something which is obviously untrue to justify some ill deed.
"Of course I'm not expecting sex with you tonight", I said over the phone, talking like a Russian as I packed a big bottle of lube, half a dozen condoms and a small bottle of roofies.

Taco Bell Russian Roulette 

The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.
Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.

Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.

Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.

I don't speak russian I speak soviet 

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA
me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

Blame it on the Russians 

If something fucked up happens; blame it on the Russians.
Jack: Bro that junkie down the street just got stomped by John Gotti.

Evan: Blame it on the Russians.