when the scot hits the road

car accident in Edinburgh

when the scot hits the road ambulances come speeding

by we make useful shit up November 3, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

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《¤》Ground《¤》Oak《¤》Road《¤》groUund《¤》oAk《¤》roUad《¤》grounD《¤》roaD《¤》oaK《¤》

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

why did the chicken cross the road?

definition of joke of why did the chicken cross the road? the answer is: who know.

person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-

by dast143235 September 2, 2025

Push one's car off the road

To stop someone from ruining your plan and calling or asking someone else for help

Push one's car off the road
My dad didn't wanna make the hot dogs for Anna's birthday tomorrow, so I pushed his car off the road and asked my grandpa to get me the stuff to make the hot dogs instead.

by Englishwordmaker January 12, 2026

Great! A bit of road!

A phrase commonly used when I play Carcassonne

I will recieve a piece of road as my tile for my go, when at that point I don't need it...
Great! A bit of road!

by Secret B0y February 18, 2009

Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless

"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"

by T4Y March 16, 2021