Punch of tp

The amount of tp or toilet paper squares you use to wipe you booty with.

Darn it, I am a punch of tp away from a clean bottom.

An average punch of tp is around 4-6 squares of tp.

Equivalent to around $10 - $13

by Tiaryen April 16, 2020

punching mattresses

something about a car seat
and maybe its headrest?

Will: you should stop punching mattresses.

by xxEnzoxx August 25, 2023

Nut punch

When a male blows his load at a female and she punches his load out of the air

Last night i was having such a good time with my girlfriend until she nut punched me it went everywhere

by Soulsrest December 10, 2019

nut punch

When you have such amazing sex with a women but tells you she has HIV or some shit

Jim: dude I had a nut punch with Sarah last night.

Danny: aww that cunt, she nut punched me too

by (Sick handle) June 22, 2017

Five Finger Tate Punch

When a person goes wrist deep with their hands and flicks your prostate repeatedly to a skeet completion

Joey asked this fat chick for a Five Finger Tate Punch, and he’ll never cum another way again

by Clitmaster3278 October 21, 2023

Punching

A word to describe a very good looking person

I'm going out to find some punching women

by Arkley June 19, 2022

punching

A term often used by Australians, when you or someone else says you're punching it means you/they think your partner is better looking than you.

I'm the better looking one in my relationship - bro 1
Nahh, you're definitely punching! - bro 2

by showww July 31, 2023