Kitty Tom

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.

WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.

Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?

Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!

by matthsc May 14, 2011

tom lucette

nerdy strange space obsessed guy who may be gay.

you are so Tom Lucette.

by James A. Lovell, Jr. April 16, 2014

The toms

Kemis slaves basically

Kemi and the toms

by t1t_suckerr October 9, 2022

shirtless tom

The most powerful image one can experience. Often considered by viewers to be that of legend and/or a euphoric experience.

Can we get a Shirtless Tom in the chat?

by Mr Badloss April 9, 2020

Tom Knox

Tom Knox, a man who is commonly mistaken for a player he has too much game and cant keep the pussy off of him.

U get so much pussy are you Tom Knox?

by Beerfungi December 19, 2022

tom and mia

Ship name for Tom and Mia = Tia

Long sentence: Hey what are Tom and Mia doing today?

Short sentence: Hey what is Tia doing today?

by Someone from the Dora fam July 17, 2018

Tom

The guy who needs attention and someone to care for him and he's also the best boyfriend/husband anyone could ask for so make sure you treasure a tom in your life

"Tom is the best boyfriend in the whole wide world!!"

by miyahuu November 24, 2021