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the sock

A sock that Men and Boys use to clean themselves after Masturbating, Also can be used to ejaculate into.
Joe: Hey my mom found the sock last night

Bob: Damn that sucks
by MrZuckMan August 29, 2021
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Cotton socks

A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.
by Epicfail420 November 10, 2020
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chocolate sock puppet

the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.
next show starts in 20 minutes!!!

Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.
by lykaboss August 2, 2011
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Cinnamon Socks

It’s like that time you went to the store, all of a sudden there’s cinnamon all over your socks. Possibly also a reference for stashing drugs in your socks.
by Yungstankrob April 16, 2021
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cock sock

Does John have a cock sock or is he cut?
by sergerya January 28, 2019
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Cum sock

Depending on how recent it is it could be a Dry but flexible sock or a damp sock in your laundry basket often fapped into cause he saw his sister's titties.
by Shigarakiscumsock December 3, 2020
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Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster
Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!
by Theshattalker April 11, 2017
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