“Granny, I’m having a bad day”
“Oh Hun, looks like you barely got a can of beans and prayer, right now.”
a can of beans and a prayer
“Oh Hun, looks like you barely got a can of beans and prayer, right now.”
a can of beans and a prayer
by dingdongsam November 02, 2022
Martincitopant's symbol of Multiversal conquest. If you encounter this company, pray to a god of your choice, before it's too late.
"Your territory is forfeit to Bean Boys Incorporated"
"Run!"
"Your existence is forfeit to Bean Boys Incorporated"
"AHH-"
"Run!"
"Your existence is forfeit to Bean Boys Incorporated"
"AHH-"
by just a random guy on the net April 07, 2023
give her the beans is a phrase similarly used like “petal to the metal” it means to go all out, give it your all
bubba: “you really oughta hear this new engine i just put in”
Cletus: “hell yea brother give her the beans “
Cletus: “hell yea brother give her the beans “
by lil puffer fish September 13, 2022
Man! After a night of drinking beer and eating burritos, I had a MASSIVE bean dip shit!!!
Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!
Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!
Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!
Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!
by J.R. 1 December 27, 2021
cold beans on a baked burrito, sounds amazing, right? and NO, its not baked bean burrto, they’re completely different!! because for the baked bean burrito, its baked beans on a cold burrito.
by depressingbagel May 11, 2022
by Only real homie July 17, 2021
An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.
Conversation between AmPm employees:
Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "
Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"
Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "
Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"
by ZT14 February 09, 2017