God Damn't

When something seems bad and you're about to say god dammit but it actually turns out good.

Patient: What's my diagnosis?
Doctor: Cancer.
Patient: God Damn-
Doctor: But that means your pp will always be big and have a boner!
Patient: God Damn't!

by Smallus Penus May 20, 2020

God's Penis

A garden of nothing but Cacti or having Cactus all mushed up together outside your home. It is also a very dangerous garden!

Sarah: Have you seen the HUGE God's Penis Darren across the street has.

Jesus: Yeah but wasn't he supposed to chop it down because of those kids that got stuck in it.

Sarah: Oh yeah I heard about that.... But we all know DARREN doesnt give a fuck.

Jesus: hahaha you are full of it Sarah!

by Leoskiess June 27, 2011

god church

when something is so impressive it is almost not describable

My merch is selling like a god church.

by Olivia Starfruit August 11, 2017

Gods bumfluff

gods left ovetr Poo.
That feels like fluff or something soft but is worth more than us humans.

God poos...
left over poo falls off his ass and drifts away

by Liam Burfield December 2, 2003

Bloodbowl God

1. Someone who is godlike at the game of bloodbowl.
2. Dave Bowman

Dave Bowman is a bloodbowl god.

by J to the R June 14, 2004

God Church

Ricegum copying jake Paul but rice made it look and sound good

Drop merch and it's selling like a god church

by Rice 🍚 August 12, 2017

God Squad

group of girls in the hamptons that stalk Evil Jeff and refuse to date B-Ray. they enjoy taking dirty pictures of themselves and annoying the crap out of everyone around them.

"Yo aim at the God Squad"
"did you see that, i hit the bitch in the face with a huge spitball"

by wannabe gangsta foshizzle January 25, 2005