Sneaky drunk

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.

I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until I found myself sneaky drunk off a bottle of wine the boys threw my way.

by Schwhitey November 26, 2020

Sneaky drunk

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.

I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until chad got me sneaky drunk pouring shots and sending beers my way all night insisting me to keep drinking his dad’s booze

by Schwhitey November 26, 2020

Blake Drunk

When you drink too much and you get up and leave the party without saying a word. Your wife suddenly chases after you.

Man, I was Blake Drunk last night. Good times!

by Jmpatx March 12, 2021

burger drunk

That gross, sweaty, sticky kind of feeling when you eat too much salami, meat, or cheese. Usually the product of a soda-based sugar high and a carb-based food coma crash.

I can't handle another trip to In-n-Out this week, I'm still sweating and burger drunk from last night.

by Burgy McDrunkerson April 18, 2021

Brittany Drunk

To pre-game so much that one reaches blackout status prior to the event one is attending while maintaining decency and good-humor without becoming a woo-girl.

Let's get Karen Brittany Drunk so that we don't have to deal with her attitude tonight.

by tarantula_eater April 29, 2021

Tourettes drunk

Noun phrase.
Depicts a person who loses all sense of decency and social sensibility exclusively when he or she is drunk. They degrade and demean anyone anywhere they can like a troll on steroids. Can be abbreviated to TD.

Don't go anywhere near Paul right now he's tourettes drunk.
Amy went tourette's drunk on Facebook last night and trashed her partner publicly. Bad case of the td's.

by Swampybaby June 23, 2021

Cum drunk

When you have consumed such a vast amount of semen that you feel drunk

Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover

by vedyfactualfacts June 25, 2021