God Cock

The MASSIVE and all powerful Cock of God, that comes down from the heavens to punish religious doers who have erred,

by smacking them in the face on both cheeks.

"And thy God Cock shall come crashing down from thy heavens, And thou shalt know the wrath of thy God Cock,

For generation upon generation."

-Leviticus 13:5

by religious doer April 19, 2010

cock in the mouth

To have oral intercourse with someone (see citm)

Since you are on the rag, how about a little cock in the mouth?

by Merkin March 24, 2005

Cock Whisperer

One who has tamed the wildest of cocks.

Caesar tamed Jose's cock by "getting down on his knees and talking nicely to it". He's such as Cock Whisperer! What can't he tame?!

by terrylann prate May 8, 2009

Bog Cock

Bog Cock Is When You Are So Sweaty, Your Genitals Get Stuck To Your Leg, This Is Like Swamp Ass But It's On Your Front!

Frank : Oh My God Its So Sweaty Today

Dave : I Know I Think I've Got Bog Cock

Frank : Dude, Ive Totally Got Swamp Ass!

by Adrian Shipley August 1, 2006

snow cock

What you build instead of a snowman if you possess latent homo-erotic tendencies.

Oh look at those college fruits building a snow cock.It looks like they are stroking it.

by Eric Cartman for President September 25, 2005

cock-blocking

When a friend of yours calls you while you are about to get it on, or when someone comes in while you and your partner are about to have intercourse and keeps you from it by talking, making noise, etc.

Dude, don't call me. Stop cock-blocking!

by Trey Smart January 4, 2008

beer cock

The term used to define a long lasting male sexual performance after a full night of drinking.

Jane complained that her jaw hurt after giving head to Dan for over an hour to which Dan replied, "bitch I can't help it, I got a mad case of the beer cock."

by Omar the Piledriver March 14, 2009