air bag

Here for your safety.

Air bag saved me!

by Air bag February 18, 2009

Cret-Bag

cret-bag is a combination of a cretin and a douchebag. cret-bags are known to be absolute crets.

You are an absolute cret-bag

Look at that cret-bag

by the sweede August 19, 2009

Cheeto Bag

When young, horny, impoverished males want to score but refuse to spring the money for a condom. Instead, they strap an empty cheeto bag on their dick with a rubber band as a form of contraception.

Can also refer to taking a heedless risk that is easily preventable by expending minimal effort, such as moving a settler outside your cultural boarders in Civilization without a military escort.

"Baby aren't you gonna use a condom?"

"Nah, I got this cheeto bag here... Can you hand me that rubber band though?"

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Alan: "Ok settlers done and I'm moving him over to that plains hill"

Carl: "Wait do you have a warior to escort it?"

Alan: "Nah... Ima cheeto bag this guy... Itll be fiiiiiinnnnnee."

Lion: "Roar"

Alan: "Damn it"

by Mansa Musa September 10, 2010

school bag

A sexual term girls use to reference to their ass or vagina

I put that dildo in my school bag

by Jimothy6789 December 27, 2015

Douche Bag

Kanye West.

Reporter: It was announced worldwide today that Kanye West will now be a synonym for the word Douche Bag because no other word describes him quite so exquisitely. He was a Douche to begin with but the Bag part was added when he made a complete twat out of himself by being a dick to Taylor Swift. Fuck you Kanye you total Douche Bag!

*Screams insanely in to camera*

by Monster_erection January 5, 2010

lucky bag

A pouch made of 100% Authentic Kangaroo Scrotom. Deemed "lucky bag" by the australians-becasue it brings luck to whoever owns one. You can buy these online at such places as online auction sites.

Idealy for use as a small change purse, seamless and extreamly durable

by Roger Nelson June 30, 2005

under the bag

The aftermath of being stoned.

Sorry I was acting lethargic at the diner. I was half under the bag from ealier that day.

by helldon October 10, 2005