Slow-bag

v. To t-bag a person in a video game using slow up and down movements, or the slow sweeping t-bagging of a killed adversary in video games.

Phi Phenom just slow-bagged my dead body after team killing me. grr.

by Phi Phenom April 25, 2011

Milk Bagging

The act of being hit in the face with a breast.

i.e. the female equivalent of tea bagging

Dude 1: Hey man, who gave you that shiner?
Dude 2: Dude, my girlfriend got a little intense with the milk bagging last night. You can see my face-print on her tit now! It's like the breast of turin or something.

by damoroso December 20, 2010

Cheeto Bag

When young, horny, impoverished males want to score but refuse to spring the money for a condom. Instead, they strap an empty cheeto bag on their dick with a rubber band as a form of contraception.

Can also refer to taking a heedless risk that is easily preventable by expending minimal effort, such as moving a settler outside your cultural boarders in Civilization without a military escort.

"Baby aren't you gonna use a condom?"

"Nah, I got this cheeto bag here... Can you hand me that rubber band though?"

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Alan: "Ok settlers done and I'm moving him over to that plains hill"

Carl: "Wait do you have a warior to escort it?"

Alan: "Nah... Ima cheeto bag this guy... Itll be fiiiiiinnnnnee."

Lion: "Roar"

Alan: "Damn it"

by Mansa Musa September 10, 2010

Douche bag

A tool ideal for dirty pussies.

Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies:
Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. Magicians.
Most guys on MTV reality shows.
All the guys on the Jersey Shore.
Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law.
Musclemen that insist on showing their muscles off.
etc.

Person 1: "Did you hear Mike butcher that song while he flexed his muscles, trying to impress that skank?"

Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".

by the real rabidsmurf, MAG May 18, 2011

Pastry Bag

This is when the thickness of woman's thighs, coupled with her vaginal pelvic muscles, literally squeezes out the semen of a man's penetrated penis. Thus acting like a hand squeezing frosting out of a pastry bag.

"My girlfriends legs are so thick, and her pussy muscles are so strong, she literally squeezed the cum out of my cock! Like a Pastry Bag"

by Mr. Prescott May 18, 2010

fattie bag

a big ol' bag of weed.

"Hello."
"Hi, want some pot?"
"Sure."
"Okay, five bucks for a fattie bag."
"Gee, mister thanks."
"Anytime, dimples."

by moooooonutts August 3, 2006

under the bag

The aftermath of being stoned.

Sorry I was acting lethargic at the diner. I was half under the bag from ealier that day.

by helldon October 10, 2005