A tool ideal for dirty pussies.
Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies:
Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. Magicians.
Most guys on MTV reality shows.
All the guys on the Jersey Shore.
Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law.
Musclemen that insist on showing their muscles off.
etc.
Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies:
Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. Magicians.
Most guys on MTV reality shows.
All the guys on the Jersey Shore.
Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law.
Musclemen that insist on showing their muscles off.
etc.
Person 1: "Did you hear Mike butcher that song while he flexed his muscles, trying to impress that skank?"
Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".
Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".
by the real rabidsmurf, MAG May 18, 2011
Get the Douche bag mug.This is when the thickness of woman's thighs, coupled with her vaginal pelvic muscles, literally squeezes out the semen of a man's penetrated penis. Thus acting like a hand squeezing frosting out of a pastry bag.
"My girlfriends legs are so thick, and her pussy muscles are so strong, she literally squeezed the cum out of my cock! Like a Pastry Bag"
by Mr. Prescott May 18, 2010
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"Okay, five bucks for a fattie bag."
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by moooooonutts August 3, 2006
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by helldon October 10, 2005
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by lcheshire September 12, 2006
Get the choo bag mug.A pouch made of 100% Authentic Kangaroo Scrotom. Deemed "lucky bag" by the australians-becasue it brings luck to whoever owns one. You can buy these online at such places as online auction sites.
by Roger Nelson June 30, 2005
Get the lucky bag mug.a goochy bag is a bag like thing that you apply over the gooch, men do this to prevent rashes, burns, etc.
dad: hey, timmy! did you put your goochy bag on today?
timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did
dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital
timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did
dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital
by Bayjayman February 27, 2008
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