Duck

An aquatic bird that expands by 20% on landing on fresh water due to the osmotic properties of its epithelium

‘ Fuck me mate swear that duck got bigger when it landed on that water over there’
‘Doubt it mate that’s chat’
‘Doubt it, fucking look at it’

by Duck your mum January 19, 2018

ducking

when you have sex discreetly

Brandon:"Hey you wanna start ducking in my house?"
Alyssa:"Sure!"

by LoL@27 December 12, 2017

Duck Fucker

A person, usually single and fucking ugly, who fucks ducks; An ugly person who fucks ugly fucking hoe sluts.

Hey look, it’s the duck fucker, Jimmy Fat Jingle!

by iwanttocommitneckrope October 29, 2018

Gooey Duck

A duck that was came on by a group of 13 and 1/2 men. At least 3 midgets.

Hey! Is that a gooey duck?! Let me taste!

by Guy Man Dude Bro November 13, 2020

Duck Dude moment

The act of being a former youtube star who died on the western front in 1654 known mainly for his large use of discord, as well as his bitter rivalry with DukeOfCheese, who betrayed him for the French Army in the October Revolution.

Damn, that's a bit of a duck dude moment

by genghis_khan May 29, 2022

Donald Duck

A president who quacks and who is a quack.

Donald Duck is currently in Vietnam touting diplomacy to the natives.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

glueing ducks

a game where two homies glue their dicks together and the first person to say a word other than quack loses

guy 1: "do ya see john and bill over there glueing ducks?"
guy 2: "kinda gay ngl"

by porpopulos September 30, 2022