The Happy Meal

Sitting down receiving a blowjob from your wife or girlfriend while enjoying a Happy Meal and using her bent-over back as a table to put your Happy Meal on.

Honey, I picked up McDonald's. Are you good with doing The Happy Meal for me?

by Wigman87 February 12, 2025

Happy send nudes day

You can ask anyone to send you nudes on happy send nudes day

Happy send nudes day lol

by Ilovenudes April 19, 2020

Happiness

The word you try to get people to say because it will make them say penis in the second half.

Person 1: What were you feeling when you went to your first amusement park?

Person 2: I’d say happiness.

Person 1: Haha I made you say penis!

by Adonror April 23, 2020

Happiness Drink

a cocktail comprising volka (titos or grey goose), soda, and fresh ginger.

Hi - could I please have a happiness drink?

by Tim222 October 1, 2014

Happy Feet

To shit in a deceased person’s urn, blend the mixture, consume said blended mixture, excrete the mixture through the digestive tract, urinate on the result, then finally charlie brown dance beside the final result within a toilet. Once done dancing on that ho, flush the excrement.

I got so pissed at Gerald that I happy feet’d his grandmother

by MuchoFeeto July 23, 2024

drunk happy

Aussie slang originating from the north coast of NSW equivalent to stoked.

Yeah if you come around i'd be drunk happy!

by Matt Bannerman September 23, 2007

Happy hippo

One of the best Kinder products out there. Absolutely delectable.

Stoner: They're called happy hippos because they make hippies happy.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020