mental candle power

A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .

He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

Crust power

A powerful term only god like creatures can use with the power of crust

DONT MAKE ME END YOU WITH MY CRUST POWERS

by CRUST_IS_GOD_FOOD April 17, 2022

Power

I will strike you down with electrical currents

Power run head

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

power

power (n). slang term for weed and easy to use as a codename. derived from the room (29/01/22)

vro, that power had me motherfucking paid.

by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022

crackhead power

a well known drug addict

1: did you see John stay up for 2 days?
2: yeah, it's that crackhead power.
1: crackhead power, hahaha!

by Hussle&Motivate June 25, 2020

Powerful

Powerful and serious are two different things.

The girl had the money in her bank account to try and force the people that didn't respect her to respect her rules/laws, and had the power to make bad things happen to people (via police or even military power), but none of it was going to make her any less silly by nature as a person. People can only change who they are on the outside, no matter how powerful or rich they become.

by The Original Agahnim June 3, 2021

Mikey Power

When you stick your hand up her but and wank yourself off whilst banging her doggy style

I started to get bored so I gave myself the old Mikey Power

by Carnivorous Koala August 30, 2025