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lucas

lucas is a guy that is kind and has a great family and atleast 2 partners at the same time he is sporty and likes taking walks on the mountains but that is also hard for lucas because he has lower back pain atleast he is gonna be fine until he is 30 years old but he is truly an honest guy usually has a bunch of friends waiting for him at every corner he goes to he is likley a weeb so he watches alot of hentai and jacks off his 6 centimeter penis atleast 17 times a day atleast the little dick can shoot a lot of the good stuff
by notachildbeater May 11, 2022
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Luca

Luca us a mentally and psychally retarded rat that everyone wants to squish he also has sex with cats without hair He also has a brain size of a pea. He also goes to people's house and sniffs babies diapers and shuves his one of 3 head down a unflushed bathroom. He also has a forhead size on the universe and can't move because it weighs 9999999999 mega tons and has a bmi that he cant evan count to.He is not allowed on tall building because it will collapse.He also can fly by consuming 1 ton of of shit when he gets up to a tower he eats his daily serving of 1111111111111 eybirses and drink 100000L of bin juice and also spends 20hrs a day stalking hobos.
Luca is a beluga whale
by Ducks are life 9 April 8, 2019
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Lucas

A super hot athelete. He always stays humble even though everyone loves him.
girl 1: lucas is the sweetest guy i’ve ever met!
girl 2: i know right. he’s so perfect
by yessir.22 July 31, 2020
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Lucas

Lucas
Lucas is very muscular and likes his shoes. But the main thing about Lucas is he has a 7 inch wonder which he doesn’t like to boast about. Lucas is also beat at his sport in his friend group.
by Highton miser November 23, 2021
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Lucas G treatment

When you pants a guy and put a finger up his ass
Yo mateo if you dont stfu I will give you the lucas g treatment
by mateo gonzalez April 5, 2024
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Lucas

He’ll bike into the sunset, and probably pop some cool trick when he’s finished.
There goes Lucas, with a bike that costs more then his dad’s car, and some rad tricks under his sleeve.
by Sapnest September 11, 2019
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Lucas

Lucas is an 1800s Communist visionary, known for his formal neckwear. He is often tailed by a luscious-haired, fedora-bearing choral singer. He plays T'au in 40K. He spends his nights out greasing it up and down eighth street in Jersey City and sniffing the headhairs of his companions. He has only been viewed in Depression-era classy attire. Most human furries fear him.
Celeste: Hi Lucas, what are you doing?
Lucas: *SNIFFS TENACIOUSLY* Fighting the bourgeoise.
by alanregistered December 25, 2022
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