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Tinkle-Farts

A condition that occurs when a female goes to the bathroom that has paper thin walls and lets loose a loud fart that everyone in the adjacent room hears.
Whew! That Courtney certainly has the tinkle-farts today
by AquaFraiche November 4, 2013
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attic fart

An unusually odorous and stale fart that seems to be pushed out from very high up in ones bowels. First used by Mike Clark of the Drew and Mike radio show on WRIF in Detroit, MI.
Was that your attic fart, or do you have a squirrel that died two weeks ago in your pocket?
by Shift_Master December 17, 2010
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Tub farts

Farts that occur when people fart in the tub. These come in the form of fart bubbles, or bubbles that contain methane, carbon dioxide, and other gases.
People, especially young ones, experienced tub farts when they bathed instead of showering.
by Fartloverspizza September 19, 2014
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brain fart

A sudden thought, seemingly out of nowhere, that has nothing to do with the topic you are discussing.
We were discussing the party when all of the sudden my husband had a brain fart and asked me to remind him to change the air filter on his car.
by Sleeping Aurora July 21, 2014
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Wheel Fart

A subtle or extremely abrupt farting noise caused by a slide out of a longboard.
hey, did you just fart?
No that was from my wheels, It's a wheel fart.
by churt March 28, 2010
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Vertical Fart

A fart which, when trapped by a tightly tucked shirt, travels upward into the farter's shirt and escapes via shirt sleeves or neckhole.
"That was an unintentional crop dust, man. I had a vertical fart trapped in my shirt, and when I was talking to that hot chick, it leaked out of my arm holes! How embarrassing!"
by austicoatk October 4, 2011
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fart goggles

Spectacles that have no optically corrective effect. They are worn purely for fashion reasons by halfwits who think they make them look cooler or more intelligent.
"Check out that chick over there... she looks dead clever"
"No no.. they're fart goggles she has on, that bint is as thick as a platter of shit sandwiches"
by rhino1 June 5, 2009
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