Baby Straight

A straight male who lacks experience in straight activities

Adam has never caught a football until his freshman year of college.

Adam is a baby straight.

by Whoreo II April 25, 2018

Straight Buddy Cuzin'

Acting or speaking out of line when talking with friends.

Your straight buddy cuzin' bro.

by UDStoop October 12, 2010

Straight like

What I'm talking about really happened.

Its real.

Have no doubt about what I'm saying.
For real.

I'm ready

Someone asked if I was pregnant today. I told them straight like yeah.
Whole time, I'm straight like yeah...whats up?

by juan anthony July 29, 2019

straight-uwu

Straight-uwu is a recently discovered sexuality

You are Straight-uwu if you:

Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact straight

Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im just straight-uwu

by Cringeologist March 09, 2021

Straight-uwu

Straight-uwu is a new sexuality that was only recently discovered.
Flag: imgur.com/vsCtqlV

You are Straight-uwu if you:

Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact a straight male

Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im straight but just a bit uwu

by Cringeologist March 09, 2021

Straight skate

When a beaner fries yo mamma's beans while giving her a straight look with a pole

"Man dawg that skinner just straight skated that weasle head

by Billy Mcswag March 14, 2012

The Straight Gay

A Gay guy, who is straight for being gay. Meaning he likes men, only human males, not other males like animals and other species.

Colin said, " I'm a different type of gay, The straight gay, See ya'll aint woke like me" (November 9,2020 at 7:59 PM EST), as he proceeded to make himself look like a retard.

by colinbladesthomas November 10, 2020