banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.

Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!

by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025

Sweet tater’ salad

When you have diarrhea in a full bottle of sunny d, creating a substance similar to sweet potato salad.

“I hated that guy, so i turned his sunny d into a sweet tater’ salad”

by plutonashfan123 July 16, 2025

Philly Grape Salad

A traditional Philly Cheese Stake deconstructed and placed into a bowl with grapes added. Sometimes cheese wiz is added. Almost always enjoyed with a water ice.

Jawn #1: Yuuuuuuuur

Jawn #2: Yo you got my Philly Grape Salad?
Jawn#1: You know I do! Wit Wiz too!

by Leo the Philly God August 6, 2025

English Egg Salad

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine

“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”

by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025

Sweeten the salad bowl

Literally, adding anything sweet (ie: sugar, chocolate syrup, caramel, etc) to your partner's anus before you lick it.

Rhonda has a bit of a boil right around her butthole so I had to sweeten the salad bowl before I went down on her.

by Doomed Paul September 16, 2025

Dirty Caesar Salad

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.

“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”

by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025

Nutter Butter Salad

The sexual act of eating an ass immediately after ejaculating into it.

The girl is a freak and loves getting a Nutter Butter Salad

by Bigfat12thman November 28, 2025