Alex rider

This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.

Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.

But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack

"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

Dick Rider

A invasive species of the entire world. Known as the biggest invasive species in history! These are weird ass niggas who like to talk about you alot just to make a joke. Or somebody who likes to always compliment things you do or say. Watch out for these Dick Riders mann.

He kept talking about me just to try and be funny, Hes such a Dick Rider.

by @getbucksskyle November 17, 2023

National Riley is gay day

It's when you get to make fun of any person named "Riley" for being gay

"Hey Riley, you're so gay you tasted the rainbow."

"That's not very nice man."

"But it's National Riley is gay day, therefore making to ok to joke around with you about being gay"

"Oh, alright I understand now."

by Slippy sloppy November 26, 2023

billy rikers

billy rikers really mean on god , or on my mama .

on Billy rikers I’ll beat your ssa .

on Billy rikers you scary .

by trvpstarrr February 13, 2024

Kamen Rider Amazon

Kamen Rider Amazon is a character from the Kamen Rider franchise who appears in his eponymous show.

Kamen Rider Amazon is described as a beastlier and more realistic Tarzanesque equivalent of Bomba the Jungle Boy. His monster form is a mix of monitor lizard, catfish, chameleon, bulldog bat, rabbit and gorilla powers.

by Snapper2001 February 22, 2024

Rail Rider

A rail rider is someone who loves to be trained by 2 or more people at once, another version of this term is called gangbang!

Me: Oh bro did you hear that Rebecca is a rail rider

Friend: what the fuck is a rail rider?!
Me: a rail rider is someone who loves to be trained by one or more people (example) a gangbang or a girl who’s for the group.

by R3kcable February 28, 2024

Easy Rider

When you're hitting it doggy style and you pull outta hole 1, ram it into her brown eye, punch her in the back, call her by her sisters name, grab her hair and hold on for dear life while squeeling like a pig.

Bro 1: she broke up with me this morning.

Bro 2: I'm sorry man you guys seemed so good together what happened.

Bro 1: She said she was into kinky shit so I pulled the Easy Rider on her.

Bro 2: Damn bro.

by anonymous February 28, 2024