hide the potato 

So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!

Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.

hide the potato by Purplenado March 7, 2023

gone off baked potato 

When you leave a baked potato out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off baked potato tastes disgusting.

gone off baked potato by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

stale baked potato by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

Trans Atlantic Potato Trade 

The illegal trade of potatoes by the French after stealing the Irish's potatoes and reselling them to the Americans, who sold them back to the British. This caused a Market Crash in late 2023 in Ireland and Floptropica. Jiafei recently denied the accusations of being involved with the TAPT in a press conference with President Deborah Ali Williams.

Joe: Have you heard about the Trans Atlantic Potato Trade?

Xijemono: Has Jiafei said anything about it yet?

Joe: I hope she did. It could cause the value of potatoes to drop.

Trans Atlantic Potato Trade by TigreZaddz November 5, 2023

Here we eat the potato 

To waste a valuable thing or resource on impulse or in a fit of insanity

Jaiden: I have the choice to eat this fucking potato and not plant it at all!
Slimecicle: EAT IT!
Jaiden: I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT IT
Jaiden: I'M EATING THE FUCKING POTATO! ITS GONE! ITS GONE!

Etoiles: Sorry for throwing out the arrow
Baghera: It's fine. Here we eat the potato

Here we eat the potato by Bolas?!?! November 15, 2023

Jack Big Potato 

An expression that describes someone imposing, of great prowess and importance.
However, the expression implicitly means that the individual is someone arrogant, that thinks very highly of themselves, but who is completely unaware of their substandardness and foolish looks in the eyes of others.

"You're sitting here, thinking you're Jack Big Potato, with your little gang."

Jack Big Potato by Anterooo November 17, 2023

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

Half Cooked Potato by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023