Service porn

Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.

My significant others favorite sexual acts lay in the service porn category.

by Lolsueme November 7, 2021

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Porn

Representation of Something in any consumption form (usually visual form) that makes us feel that Something without having to go through the Real thing.
e.g. food porn, inspirational porn, poverty porn etc.
By default when we refer to the word "porn" without prefix it is assumed as sexual porn.

foo: do you watch porn?
bar: yeah I do. everybody does.
foo: what?
bar: I follow food porn, inspirational porn.
foo: no , I mean "porn"
bar: yeah. sometimes.

by jpeg2png November 10, 2021

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porned

a better and funnier way of saying get recked

jason falls over
"get porned idiot"

by many corns for k ratty November 15, 2021

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Porn

The worst thing you can watch. You will fall into deep addiction to watching it 24/7. Most people lose their social ability by watching multiple vids. And for some reason, kids watch it also.

Don't watch porn. Worst mistake of my life.

by Swag The Great September 8, 2021

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No Porn January

Where you can't watch nor do actions of porn for the whole months of January

"Hey, Jerry I didn't do anything sexual all of January nor did I watch porn"

"Why, Larry tell me?"
"Because of No Porn January, it's a good healthy challenge that you should try sometime"

by AnRed McParlin September 8, 2021

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