pocket takis

Takis that are pulled from a mysterious pocket

"I dont know where Matt gets all those pocket takis from"

by 7532 February 13, 2018

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Shreveport Side Pocket

DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!

Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.

Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.

Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!

Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!

by Alabama Crawdangle August 10, 2022

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Hot Pocket

When you and a partner have Intercourse in a sleeping bag.

Yo, do you want to come in my tent and make a hot pocket? We got sausage

by mayapenny September 30, 2018

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Asshole in the corner pocket

A name for someone that is so annoying that you want to shove into the corner instead of saying “sit down and shut up”

Person 1: Ugh, this person is being so damn annoying!
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.

by SyncreticPriestess June 17, 2024

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Ganges Hot Pocket

Fucking her by the Ganges river, filling her pussy with Ganges water, wait for a floating penis and hand, slap That ass with the hand and jam that bloated penis in her pussy.

My wife wanted an exotic trip, so we head to India and the first meal she ate was a Ganges Hot Pocket.

by Cmen deemon October 5, 2020

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