Pant-sacked

When you get your ballsack ransacked by the cold... unbearably blunt... end of a woman's high heel.

Jee James what seemes to be your problem?
Nothing I---- G-goott pant-sacked by a sexy mexican chick over there...

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 16, 2022

Troll pants

A phrase said when you discover a village of tight panted trolls while walking through the forest of moccasin breath

Guy one: is that an angel baby?
Guy two: no that’s his dance moves
Ricky Bobby: nah nigga that’s a troll in troll pants

by I 💔 dilfs November 21, 2021

god pants

To be extremely judgemental toward someone

Take off your "god Pants" and stop judging so much

by Michael Loud April 17, 2020

Pants Scallop

A camel toe that is hidden around sea level

My Pants Scallop burns but at least its hidden

by Magelmonster September 23, 2021

Pantelys

Pantelys is a extraordinary person.With a huge penis and out of this world looks.Looking at him will result in falling immediately in love.

Wow!Look at them..They’re such a pantelys

by Sumthing456 November 20, 2021

Hangi pants

A person who likes to get friendly and acquainted with many. Probably should still request an STD check. Here for good time not a long time

Jess is hangi pants

by monsterq December 11, 2021

almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016