bone charm

The act of getting immediate sex by using your dick pic as the initial and only form of communication.

I met this girl at the club last night and bone charmed her the next day.

by Ant0ni00 July 8, 2017

Bone dangle

Verb: The act of aggressively swaying ones genitalia against your inner thighs resulting in a subtle or resounding clap depending on ones endowment. Thus, evoking the audio and visual stimuli of the woman you plan to attract. Like a peacock spreading its feathers.

Nance and I have been together for 10 years now, the first night we met she simply couldn’t resist my bone dangle.

by Dan Dangus October 14, 2020

baby meat bone bread sandwich

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021

boned the pig

A metaphor for a TV show that starts out mediocre or even poor before becoming a strong show in later episodes and/or seasons.

The term originates with the show "Black Mirror."

"Community" is my favorite TV show, but it boned the pig and so never developed the following it deserved.

You'll love "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," but be warned that it boned the pig for the better part of a season before finding its stride.

by RiddleRider January 24, 2020

skin and bones

A saying used to describe someone that severely lacks any muscle or fat.

eat some fucking food niko you’re all skin and bones

by Soomst July 13, 2018

Poopy Bone

A euphemism for a mans penis after anal sex; A metaphorical saying similar to Funny Bone except specifically for poop jokes; a Markiplier Reference

"Man, That really tickled my Poopy Bone for some reason!"

by Sydrad July 23, 2018

slow on the bone

when you want to get it up, but you're too slow and the moment is lost

"I was gonna fuck him, but he was pretty slow on the bone..."

by paptort September 19, 2014