Asian Matt Damon

The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.

A:See asian matt damon over there, how can you fuck that?!
B:Yeah bro wierd.

by EndlessMe November 14, 2019

Horny Matt

send dick pics to mad girls but never hook up

i swear mike keene is a horny matt

by Mikeybikey69 January 4, 2020

Classic Matt

When your friend Matt (who isn't your friend) does something classic

Person 1: Matt get off yo phone, we at the movies
Matt: *silence

Person 2: Classic Matt
Person 3: Who the fuck is Matt?
Matt: *rips into bread with teeth

by yourdadsatmyhousemydude.com October 28, 2019

Gay Matt

He is really gay for a cat named Tom.

Whats that meowing sound? Thats a Gay Matt fucking Tom!

by Stopreadingthis213 April 20, 2020

A Matt dingman

Someone who acts like a weeb machochist and denys it

"Man Tolan stop saying that" , "but dude your such a Matt dingman"

by MattknowsWHO April 24, 2020

Danger Masty

Recognising a very short opportunity, whip out your cock (or pussy), and masturbate to completion without getting busted. The danger comes from the risk of being caught, particularly around time limited windows of opportunity.

Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.

by Beasticles May 12, 2020

Got Matt?

When you buy someone something but must haveth thy gas money to go .5 miles

Hey bro can you take me to get something?

Got Matt?

by Opeybeast October 8, 2020