Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.
by nooodiabetoorollbacktokitchen July 16, 2025
Get the Colonial Middle Schoolmug. 
Wack ass school with staff who don't do shit, girls who all simp for one mop haired emo kid, and boys who say some of the most racist, homophobic, disgusting, inhuman, gut wrenching shit you will ever hear. The white kids here ghettoer than the ghetto and the cafeteria which serves wet, thrown-up patties in between two slices of the dryest, most tasteless pieces of bread a human has ever tasted.
Anyone else: “omg you go to omni middle school? I have you in my prayers.”
1% of sane kids: “thanks, i nee-“
Lauren: “GeReEeEe🥺”
1% of sane kids: “thanks, i nee-“
Lauren: “GeReEeEe🥺”
by Wifebeater2000 June 2, 2022
Get the Omni middle schoolmug. by lemmeputmyballsinyojaw October 14, 2021
Get the Annapolis Middle Schoolmug. This school is located in St. John is the richest school in the LC district. We love our school and as a all-white school… we love to make fun of other districts!
her: ewww look at Merrillville and they are so ghetto…
him: yea i’m glad i don’t go to a run down school and we go to Clark Middle School
him: yea i’m glad i don’t go to a run down school and we go to Clark Middle School
by cartiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii April 19, 2022
Get the Clark middle Schoolmug. “Hell but fun I guess, cause of friends”
“It’s a pink school with a lot of blue it’s always hot and there are a lot of stairs, and it’s old”
“idk it’s an A school which means it’s a good school”
“Strict?”
“It’s a pink school with a lot of blue it’s always hot and there are a lot of stairs, and it’s old”
“idk it’s an A school which means it’s a good school”
“Strict?”
by Pinapeel June 1, 2021
Get the Mansfeld Middle Schoolmug. by chickenlittleisagod12345678910 November 11, 2018
Get the Cockeysville Middle Schoolmug.