George John

A proud recipient of an Alabama Hot Pocket

With the scent of crap in the air and the smile the George John's face let me know that I did a great job.

by Yay! ! ! March 28, 2009

John-boat

Slang word for "penis" popular in Ukraine with Americans.

Look at Marcus! Just walking down the street with his John-boat hangin' out.

by Southern Belle 09 April 2, 2009

John Goodspeed

The act of tolerance when working with absolute idiots. Usually when there is a holier-than-thou individual involved.

Melanie really John Goodspeeded Ivan today.

by Fat Ivan February 23, 2014

John McClaned

Using a long thick ice sickle to vaginally toy your favorite lady on those cold kinky winter nights

The wife was feeling kinky last night so is broke an ice sickle off the roof and John McClaned her. Untill she melted it completely away.

by Pipeline soldier September 14, 2014

john stringfellow

A chubby Mexican/ Chinese/ Indian person who sucks at every sport (careful though, he will deny this fact every time it is brought up upon him). He is know horrible argumentative stratigies. He will never shut up and is always seeking to out do anyone at anything and everything.

John Stringfellow is so annoying. Why can't he leave us alone?

by Pedro Ramirez January 1, 2014

John Kohles

The second shortest dude in the universe, second to Joseph Crossley.

John Kohles could beat anybody at limbo, except for Joseph Crossley.

by Ketatlas April 17, 2015

John Starks

Jon "Skeeter" Starcks was a Yankee player and basketball person with a weak spot for the hot elderly from present-around 1980. He led the '76 Detroit Pistons to the Super Bowl alongside Cristiano Ronaldo in the '95 Winter Olympics. In 2002 he led to New York Jets to the Stanley Cup. He also won an award for beating the Super Bowl. He like to volunteer too. His volunteer work was primarily in a nursing home for gingers with crabs in the Gaza Strip trimming punes and butt punes of elderly redheads who were oppressed during the Boston tea bombings and the falling of the London Bridge. Common belief is that he competed in all 672 (and won 500) of the firecrotch pune trimmings during half time at the 71st annual reunion of the Quidditch world championship when he preformed "Back in Black" with the original members of the Jackson 5ive, while simultaneously slurping chicken soup from Nancy Povich's ears. Well he actually did not compete in all the 672 firecrotch pune trimmings. He actually only competed in 600 and volunteered in the remaining 72. Contrary to the rumors, he only won 340 of the 600 he did, not the previously expected 500. More recent speculations reveal that he may have held an undefeated title in all 600 deforestation competitions, but the truth of this speculation is still debated today. Later in his retirement he donated 27 "Grade-B" corks, a can of Tomato-Asshole soup, and 3 worry rocks to the Cork-Hill to Space foundation.

Mmmmm I sure love to tickle John Starks with my punes and slurp cranberry cocktail from his asshole. John Starks always gave me the best snacks and wettest naptimes.... as a child :)

by Cutiepunes June 16, 2015