Pant my Shanties

Play on the phrase 'shat my panties'

'I watched that film, I pant my shanties!'

by theclash134 February 25, 2005

pants

Asking for a little more than shorts on a cigerette. See Shorts.

dude, can i get shorts.
yeah man just take pants
thanks

by coleslawmadness March 16, 2008

Game pants

Those crusty and smelly pair of sweatpants you always wear while playing video games.

Cheeto dust, coke stains and unidentified crusties—guess it's time to change my game pants.

by Chopsticks for legs September 30, 2016

cock pants

when your cock is so long, it goes down your pants

i have a cock pants all the time.

by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023

Mutter Pants

You can see the lips moving, but you can't hear what the cunts saying !!!

I did the Harwich triathlon on Sunday.....Juliet was there in those red mutter pants again......the lips were definitely moving, but I couldn't hear what the cunt was saying !!!

by gogogreen September 17, 2007

pants batter

Another example of smeg. The,usually whiteish, residue in the crotch area of women's knickers. Can be glaringly obvious when dry with black knickers.

' my knickers are crusty with pants batter'
' I was so horny last night I can scrape my pants batter off and make porridge' yum

by In A Rut April 26, 2024

swat pants

SWAT pants.

Many confuse this with pants that actual SWAT forces wears, but it has a very different definition.
SWAT pants are pants that are worn by drug dealers, terrorists, and others who do criminal activities.

SWAT pants are basically sweatpants, but are worn, when you know you there is a chance to be SWAT'd in the near future. (because you are a criminal, duuuhhh). This is because sweatpants are very comfortable, and are very handy because you will most likely end up for a couple hours in a police station, before they give you your jaily new official criminal uniform. (Which you will proudly wear in jail).

I use wear normal pants, but after becoming a terrorist, I now wear SWAT pants, so I am comfortably prepared for the SWAT team.

by Helkor December 30, 2016