An inbred teenager that hasn’t heard of a barber. Tall, long, messy, feminine looking curly looking girl hair rested upon their uneducated head.
Generally accompanied by a squatted truck driver, whose father is also their uncle.
Generally accompanied by a squatted truck driver, whose father is also their uncle.
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
Get the Broccoli hairedmug. by Digbick10986 April 8, 2022
Get the Long hairmug. Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.
Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.
by parkca01 October 4, 2013
Get the hair of the jogmug. hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut
by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005
Get the permanent hair cutmug. This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens
"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"
by JamesPage September 2, 2025
Get the The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmermug. by qeedisawatermelon March 25, 2025
Get the My Hairmug. Touch anyone’s hair you would like. It won’t be weird since it’s national grab hair day!! National grab hair day starts on 22nd March, so be ready!! :)
by Joes hair March 20, 2021
Get the National grab hair daymug.