Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.

Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck

by answer2no1 May 29, 2021

Ducks

Animals that shouldn’t live on earth due to the fact of them actually being the dumbest ducks ever and are starting to take over the world and are eventually gonna kill off the population of humans and I’m warning u right now !!!!! So start killing them before they get to u. Thank u :)

Ahhhhh fuck the ducks

by Anna the best bitch June 22, 2021

duck nuck

a duck nuck is what u use to discribe something silly like silly goose but its not.

Olivia: i broke my ankles today
Matt: you silly duck nuck

by lowkey.ol.via November 6, 2021

Moth duck

Moth duck: Is someone who doesn't give you a straight answer on anything and is dumber the a door nail

Hey when you coming soon

Them: soon

Me: etA??
Them: Sooon
Me: Whens soon

Them: Soon

Me: your such a moth duck

by Jollywallie April 18, 2021

Ducks

1990's term mostly used by "Gang member from South Central Los Angeles" meaning MONEY.

Don't f*ck with my "DUCKS" and everything will be cool with us! Said the dope dealer to his workers.

by longbone November 6, 2017

Emotional support duck

An inside joke that you make with someone that you really care about

Hey, I’m now your emotional support duck.

Ok

by Idek anymore tbh November 12, 2019

barbeque duck

barbeque duck Means that you want to cover your homies dick in barbeque sauce and suck it until your throat makes quaking noises

John: I want the “barbeque duck” tonight

Duck: what the duck

by Ducky_wucky April 6, 2023