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i'll give you ice cream

Freezing your cum and and slapping it across your partners face!!!
Oh, you want ice cream? I'll give you ice cream...
by Furnace boy June 8, 2016
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Nostril Cream Pie

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.
Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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by Eskorpija May 21, 2016
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boston cream pie

a three way homosexual act involving at least one filthy irish guy who takes the cum of the first gentleman(often black) up his ass to have the 2nd one(often italian) eat it out of the irish guy's asshole
a black guy, and a filthy Irishman walk into an Italian restaurant and yelled "which one of you guinea bastards wants a boston cream pie for desert?", as he bent the irish guy over the bar and fucked him in the ass.
by BrafZachland May 13, 2016
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yo-cream

Ice-cream in a bowl with yogurt poured in after to taste. Then traditionally eaten with a spoon.
Got totally baked and finished the night off with yo-cream with a glass of the right blend.
by QTipp May 24, 2016
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Douche cream

The gunk that comes out after a girl douches
I ate that douche cream with a spoon after she douched last night
by Jeffythefry June 20, 2016
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cold cream

When you ejaculate inside a girl or guys butthole but is ice cold. It’s pretty much a cold cream pie honestly.
Mmmmm hit me with some cold cream daddy UHHHH.
by The Crimson Tampon January 18, 2018
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Strawberries n cream

What’s left over in the toilet after period sex. The combination of shed uterus and semen post-intercourse.
There was a whole load of strawberries n cream in the toilet after he finished inside her....
by LilNutPeanut January 20, 2018
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