school bag

A sexual term girls use to reference to their ass or vagina

I put that dildo in my school bag

by Jimothy6789 December 27, 2015

Douche Bag

Kanye West.

Reporter: It was announced worldwide today that Kanye West will now be a synonym for the word Douche Bag because no other word describes him quite so exquisitely. He was a Douche to begin with but the Bag part was added when he made a complete twat out of himself by being a dick to Taylor Swift. Fuck you Kanye you total Douche Bag!

*Screams insanely in to camera*

by Monster_erection January 5, 2010

lucky bag

A pouch made of 100% Authentic Kangaroo Scrotom. Deemed "lucky bag" by the australians-becasue it brings luck to whoever owns one. You can buy these online at such places as online auction sites.

Idealy for use as a small change purse, seamless and extreamly durable

by Roger Nelson June 30, 2005

under the bag

The aftermath of being stoned.

Sorry I was acting lethargic at the diner. I was half under the bag from ealier that day.

by helldon October 10, 2005

scheem bag

A very scheemy-ish person. Someone who is cheap, is a dirt bag, and scandelous. Also known as:

a scoundrell

a slime bag

a scandelous wench

a certain someone named Brandy

a trophy wife

Scheem Bag: Hey, Chanaynay... I'm likin' those shoes... Could I borrow dem?...

Chanaynay: No, Scheem Bag! You'll just steal them, you scandal!

Scheem Bag: Okay, Chanaynay... I'm likin' that shirt...

Chanaynay: Where's my watch, you theif?!?!

by spaghettieater February 5, 2010

thing in a bag

noun. In the flash animated series of Homestar Runner cartoons, a non-existant wonder that Strong Bad uses by looking into a paper bag. Homestar Runner has hopes that he will someday be allowed to see the Thing In A Bag, and does errands for Strong Bad to curry his favor.

HS: What are you doing?

SB: Hanging out at The Stick, looking at a thing in a bag.

HS: Can I see?

SB: No. It's for me. And The Cheat. And Strong Mad.

by Marc February 24, 2004

Bag Snatchin

A Halloween activity in which lazy, older kids wait around until the conclusion of trick-or-treating when the younger kids are about to head home with their bags stuffed full of candy for their parents to inspect, then they run up behind them and grab the bag out of the kids' hand without ever looking back, successfully scoring gobs of candy while exhausting minimal effort.

1. The only way my lazy fat ass is getting some candy this Halloween is if i do a buncha Bag Snatchin.
2. Man! We're too old to be out here trick-or-treating. Bag Snatchin is the way to go!
3. We'll wait until dark, then we're throwing on our masks, heading over to the slums, and going Bag Snatchin!

by Slickj November 4, 2011