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Red or Brown Potato

Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant

Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring
Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?
by hmmmmdjdiskd April 16, 2021
mugGet the Red or Brown Potatomug.

Potato

Potato is a British Nazi
by ElliePhant Trollface October 18, 2021
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Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021
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Burnt potato

Me... hunter the fat gay burnt ass potato😁🥔
#1: hey have you seen that burnt potato guy hunter you can see him from probably 10 MILES AWAY

2#: NO WAY FOR REAL. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT GUY!!!!
by Burntpotato June 18, 2018
mugGet the Burnt potatomug.

Urban Potato

A phrase that means a living potato who lives in a urban neighborhood.
WOW! That is an urban potato!
by ColeiousSucks69420 June 1, 2021
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Potato

Person 1: Say something completely random
Person 2: Potato!
by Senko-San Simp December 9, 2020
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Potato

A potato is a person who is lazy, potatoes are the meaning of life . Sometimes potatoes like to to sleep, eat or game. Potatoes are the best people ever.
Potatoes are totally ran mannnnnn
by Potato man18726 January 5, 2021
mugGet the Potatomug.

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