Fog of war

The foggy feeling in your head the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

Man I feel dizzy from drinking too much last night, really feeling the fog of war this morning.

by Phantom41889 June 1, 2017

Flame war

A fight fought with farts and a bic lighter

Good god, smells like you two were having a flame war in here

by Deranged Don April 22, 2021

I'm against the war

A Russian euphemism for "I don't care what happens to Ukrainians. I won't do a thing to help, but I don't want you to think that I'm a bad person."

I'm against the war! Why should I not be allowed to have a tourist trip to Europe?

by cuyk August 30, 2022

American War Paint

When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.

Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.

by SauceMilk July 17, 2021

The Banana Syrup War

A very Dumb Pankake. He is the owner of Pankakes Things, a clan at war with the Boonana Gang, ruled by TheBlueBonnie.
TheBlueBonnie is his cousin, and after he betrayed Pankake, he was banished to the outland. But one day, Bonnie returned, with a gang of boonanas at his command. Pankake was furious, he started a clan and built a fortress in the middle of the desert where “The Banana Syrup War” still rages on to this day.

The Banana Syrup War is a war being fought by TheDumbPankake, the leader of PankakesThings, and TheBlueBonnie, the leader of The Boonana Gang.

by TheDumbPankake July 29, 2022

Fortnite war crime

"To use emotes sexually in the game fortnite."

Jason: some guy with the username viagraGod707 is doing fortnite war crimes again. Damian: Should we report his war criminal behavior?

by Big dicc randy September 6, 2025

War dog

An ugly woman who is promiscuous.

I went to the bar Friday night and got so drunk I blacked out and woke up with a war dog.

by DaHolmes April 21, 2024