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garage wanker 

A term created by a man named Otto.
If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker
#1 - Guys the other day i saw Otto
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .
garage wanker by #Randomdude November 19, 2017

finance wanker 

A person who gets a watch or jewellery item on finance and tells their friends, coworkers and loved ones they bought it outright.
Bob: "Did you know Dave's new watch he flashed and boasted about? It's on bloody finance!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"

meghan waller

Meghan Waller is a wonderful girl she has many friends and is mostly popular in school she has at least 1 ex and will find true love and stick with him she does not dare to date girls she is lovely and worth spending time with everyone loves her and boys try to hit on her
Mike: jeez that person is definitely a meghan waller

Luke: yeah look at the booty though

Meghan Waller: *holds up middle finger as walks past*
meghan waller by Scooby Doo January 10, 2018

whistle wacker

A very tight and gently placed vagina and cliterois
You have a very nice whistle wacker

jamieson walter

A handsome and intelligent individual usually with red or blonde hair and blue eyes. Neither of his parents go by the name Jamie and he does not respond to the name Jamie. Has a crippling addiction to video games and wastes most of his life in his mother’s basement playing video games.
“Look at that sexy dude! His name must surely be Jamieson Walter!”

alex walters 

she is a bully and meanie
stop being a alex walters
alex walters by @_bea_baby_ February 6, 2018