Eggo Brained

'Eggo Brained' is a term used for people who intellectually are intelligent, but lack street smarts. Effectively making them a complete utter dumbass even when faced with the most easy problems. Like using a microwave, doorknob, or fixing the oven door.

The phrase was coined after Frank Dorsa somehow fucked up waffling a waffle and created Eggos.

You eggo brained retard, how do you have straight A's yet you don't know how to use a dishwasher?

by jackupthismistergovernment March 25, 2024

Brain Lock

"We want to believe something b/c it fits with the other ideas we believe; all the people we know believe it too, and the people who believe the opposite are loathsome."

Jess: Ass means you're being a bitch and that's all it means.
Lucia: You're so right.
Pancho: Yeah, you're so smart.
Rose: Naw, you all are dumb asf. It means multiple things; as in, butt, donkey, etc.

Jess: No, we're right and you're wrong, mainly because Pancho and Lucia agree with me. So ass only means being a bitch.

Rose: You guys are so "brain lock."

by Brain Lock February 27, 2017

beauty with brains

A person (usually a girl) who is considered attractive and intelligent at the same time.

Person 1: She's so pretty
Person 2: And she's smart too
Person 1: What a beauty with brains 😍😍

by hotboy🥵🥵😘😘123455526544 September 20, 2022

Brain Suckers

Brain suckers is another name for headphones that weird / phychotic teachers use

*listening to music*
Teacher; 'THOSE ARE BRAIN SUCKERS GET THEM OUT OF YOUR EARS"

by Root Seal, Root Root August 7, 2018

brain salmon

Two thirds peach vodka, one third Arnold Palmer.

Did you try some of that Brain Salmon last night?

Yeah, that shit was dope.

by jamundertoast July 18, 2016

brain

something that many people lack. Some have it but refuse to make it of use, matter of fact many of us have it but it has cobwebs because of lack of use. Please use your brain!

stranger: omg do you have a brain?
stranger2: you mean that pink thing in my skull?
stranger1: yeah!
stranger2: ya! but i just don't use it
stranger1:brainless!

by jivranchy June 5, 2023

brain jump

When your brain shuts down for a split second and when it starts again you yell "Brain jump!"

Hoon(staring in space): "Brain jump!"
Everyone else: (Oblivious to him talking)

by dirty_dog_farmer February 4, 2015