The Michael Jordan 

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)

The Michael Jordan

The Michael Jordan by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009

The Amazing Jeckel Brothers

A pair of brothers who host a gay sex performance in Amsterdam entitled The Jeckel Brothers Gay Incest Spectacular!

Their performance culminates after one brother cums inside the other brother's asshole. Then they bend over facing away from one another and that brother squirts the cum out of his asshole directly into the other brother's anus. They pass the cum back and forth several times and finish with equal amounts of semen in their asses. For the finale, each brother puts his own legs behind his head and shoots the remaining cum into his own mouth and swallows.

I was in Amsterdam with my family and I can't read Danish very well. So I saw this sign for the Amazing Jeckel Brothers and thought it would be some trapeze act and took the wife and the kids to go see it. Needless to say my kids are scarred for life. Now I'm resigned to the fact that my daughters are going to grow up and be whores, and my son is going to marry a dominatrix.

The Amazing Jeckel Brothers by DownWitDaKlownz March 10, 2010

The nazi john 

The act of gracefully having anal sex with a woman after she has vomited.

The chosen woman, can be eased in with a McDonalds happy meal, if you so decide.

I bought her a happy meal, 15 minutes later she was puking and I have my dick in her ass. I right nazi john'd her, she wont be walking for a week.

I told the lads down the pub, they were impressed and appalled I'd given her the nazi john.

The nazi john by PANTONEX October 28, 2010

The Magic Johnson 

A sexual act in which a person gives his or her partner AIDS

She spent the night and i totatly pulled The Magic Johnson on her sorry ass

The Magic Johnson by Robert Krebs May 25, 2005

The Erin Jenson 

When a person with a theoretically high level of education posts conspiracy-driven or otherwise non-factually derived content and wholeheartedly believes they're in the right, despite a base level of critical thought showing otherwise. Commonly followed by doubling down, then claiming oppression after the predictable mass outrage.

Wow, they totally did the Erin Jenson with that post; I thought a child with a base level of critical ability would've been able to see why it was wrong, but they really went for it. Didn't even know this could happen at elite colleges.

The Erin Jenson by swarthmoron#420 May 6, 2018

the raging jot 

The raging jot is the most advanced sexual position known to man. To the inexperienced mind it may seem as impossible as a cock push-up. But in reality, this maneuver is not only possible, it is rather the most enjoyable sensation a man could ever encounter.

The raging jot involves the man entering the woman from behind. After nearing point of climax the man lifts the girl off the ground with his cash and prizes. From this aerial position he then starts to spin the girl in a circular motion around the point of entry. Sometimes a donkey punch is needed to get the girl to tighten up and make this all the more enjoyable.

You can tell that the raging jot is being performed correctly when the girl starts to vomit profusely all over your mothers couch.

Hugh G. Rection ~ I've been in kind of a slump recently.
Jack Me Hoffman ~ Yeh, well what did you do about it?
Hugh ~ Well I took my girlfriend and we did the raging jot for hours...
Jack ~ Wow, that takes serious boner right there...
Hugh ~ What can I say... BITCH! It's what's for dinner...
Jack ~ BYAAAAH!
Hugh ~ BYAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Jack ~ BYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

the raging jot by Sweet Spirit May 31, 2007

The Iwo Jima 

A sexual position of sorts. It requires you, a girl (or guy whatever your into), 9 buddies, walkie talkies, WWII attire, an american flag, duct tape, a dildo, and a camera. As your banging your partner right before cumming scream over the walkie talkie "For America!" and your buddies kick down the door and mount your unfortunate partner and stick the american flag with the dildo duct taped to it into the persons ass. then everybody smiles for the camera

"Whatd you do last saturday night?"
"Dude I totally did The Iwo Jima to this bitch and she cried...it was awesome"

The Iwo Jima by Alphonzo Lorenzo Alphresco May 2, 2007