Wounded Bird Syndrome

When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.

Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.

by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023

Angry bird sexual

to wanna fuck a angry bird

guy#1:yeah i love angry birds i think i’m angry bird sexual
guy#2: shut the hell up you fat little meal worm

by Ima dumbass December 25, 2021

Jaemamando the soul stealer ( Big Bird )

Jaemon (older brother Smith) is really nice to me and the fam.

Bro can be found runnin' hitting drums Playing wii sports studying , makin' chocolate milk

Jaemamando the soul stealer ( Big Bird ) is addicted to chocky milk ( probably I dont Know)

He also treats me nicely

by Tg223P October 8, 2023

bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

triangle-less bird

A worthless person, the scum of the earth

I have no use for Jaime now, he is a triangle-less bird.

by prof.jimes November 29, 2016

Early birding

When a gummy worm is inserted into one partners anus and the sphincter is used to pop the head in and out while the the other partner attempts to pull it out with the his or her mouth rather it be a nibble or a sucking motion.

Bro! You snooze you loose! You should have gone early birding! I got the worm, most of it anyways. You’re lazy ass is going to have to get muddy

by Party Barbie October 16, 2025

bird

Government drones from Germany used to spy on people to start another uprising in WW3.
No seriously,
B) We
I) Are
R) Watching

D) You

"I just saw a bird stare into my window."
"oh that's just the German government watching you :)"

by IGotResearch <3 April 7, 2022