When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.
Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.
by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023
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guy#1:yeah i love angry birds i think i’m angry bird sexual
guy#2: shut the hell up you fat little meal worm
guy#2: shut the hell up you fat little meal worm
by Ima dumbass December 25, 2021
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Bro can be found runnin' hitting drums Playing wii sports studying , makin' chocolate milk
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Jaemamando the soul stealer ( Big Bird ) is addicted to chocky milk ( probably I dont Know)
He also treats me nicely
He also treats me nicely
by Tg223P October 8, 2023
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Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
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Bro! You snooze you loose! You should have gone early birding! I got the worm, most of it anyways. You’re lazy ass is going to have to get muddy
by Party Barbie October 16, 2025
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No seriously,
B) We
I) Are
R) Watching
D) You
No seriously,
B) We
I) Are
R) Watching
D) You
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