TOM

Hes that one guy who has voice cracks all the time and cant stop hes typically from the Netherlands they try to be as good as hungarians but are not

Guy 1 : Tom you're a Dutch pussine
Tom : ( in their voice crack language) " YoU MaKiNg FuN oF Me JuSt BeCaUsE I'm Dutch
Guy 2 : yes you mook

by Tom isnt very happy September 23, 2020

Tom

Tom is a gay goose that only falls for the gayest of boys he has a Retarded run and looks atistic

Look how gay Tom runs

by Tom hater 700700 April 15, 2019

Closet Tom

A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!

So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019

Tom

A name for a man with long greasy hair and smelly breath who likes to express his political desires

Omg, I wish he’d brush his teeth, he’s such a tom.

by Mjsusissus November 22, 2021

Tom Cruise my way

To go through something or overcome something in a fancy yet physically challenging way.

Sadly I'm not going to join your for climbing , I've got a bit of a foot condition that does not allow me to Tom Cruise my way on the wall...

by parakeregreses July 12, 2023

Tom

A heroic person who is the hottest and brightest dude in the room, pulling all the bitches.

Oh look, its Tom, I wish it was him.

by megastorperine May 29, 2022

Tom Reay

The worlds best Hollow Knight and Super Smash Bros Gamer. He would beat TenZ in any videogame.

Damn, I wish I was Tom Reay

by Acheron November 1, 2022