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tom

straight up autism like the actual definition of autism, he’s VERY scary lookin and has a funny voice, kinda perverted and has extremely dry hands, nonstop texts you makes you wanna shoot someone :)
bro tom is making me go insane he’s so annoying.
by CAILOUSBIGPEEN123 May 30, 2019
mugGet the tommug.

Toms mum

Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum
by Grudgehe January 17, 2019
mugGet the Toms mummug.

Doing a Tom

Repeatedly getting back with your ex multiple times despite the toxicity of your relationship and your friends’ better judgement.
Oh for gods sake, Becky. This is the third time you’ve broken up, don’t be doing a Tom.
by Poontangclan December 1, 2018
mugGet the Doing a Tommug.

Tom

A grumpy racist old man. Enjoys an abundance of hostess products. Generally uses broken English. Does not like cheese and loves to not talk to his wife. Calls people names all the time
“Wow Tom is in quite the angry mood today
by Darien the driver February 1, 2022
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tom

the guy with the hugest dick ever bigger than everyone else’s in the whole world and nobody can do anything about it it is just so big that it hurts.
by frogger666 November 22, 2021
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Tom Holland

An amazingly sexy guy, who will warm your heart as soon as you see a picture of him. Don't worry, we all know that we all daydream of ourselves marrying him, but theres only one of him... Happy Hunger Games 😘
Wow, did you see Tom Holland's Instagram post? Hes so hot!!
Me: Don't ever talk about my husband like that again. I'll end you. #endgame #gameover
by Aye- I'm AnonymousI October 9, 2019
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Tom Palmer

A mug. The worlds worse fifa player who chats shit with his 90 losses.
by Lollipopsfordays December 1, 2021
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