Chris-Fist'em!

When Chris wont stop fisting himself and other dogs in his neighboorhood.

Ben: Yo what ever happened to Chris after school on friday?
Ryan: I think he was up all night playing "Chris-Fist'em!"

by JGGJR February 21, 2017

Chris

The perfect man. As time goes on, he gets better and better like fine wine. He’s honorable, kind, humorous, intelligent, affectionate, scrumptious, a leader, God-fearing, multi talented, selfless, patient, a safe space, the list goes on. He is the type of guy that everyone values and respects. He’s a great friend to all. He brings the table. Lucky is the girl that gets him.

Chris is mine

by Milagros03 January 7, 2024

Chris

Chris is an asshole dick. An absolute fucking cunt with no friends. Everyone. Hates. Chris. Switches friend groups every day because people get tired of him so quick fucking cunt.

“Oh fuck it’s Chris...”
“Act like you don’t see him.”
Chris, “ Wassup pussy” *puts you in a headlock for no reason*

by BigBoo69 February 13, 2020

Chris Buescher

The 30 year old from prosper texas.
He drives the #17 Fastenal Ford mustang in the NASCAR Cup series

Ol' Chris Buescher must have ate his wheaties this morning - Corey LaJoie

by Ayrtonthefoxyfucker January 2, 2024

Like a chris

Like a chris

When you be a pussy taking a covid test like a Chris

by Gim with a G March 27, 2022

Chris Browned

The act of beating the living mess out of someone the same way Chris Brown did Rihanna.

For example.

BF to Gf: If I catch you cheating on me you're gonna get your ass Chris Browned

by AssumptionsKill June 5, 2018

Chris Sununu

Republican Senator from New Hampshire who served from 2016-Current. (as of 2023) He is highly suspected to run for president in the 2024 elections. For a Republican, he is extremely moderate. He is for low taxes and low government spending, but also one of the few Republicans in all of the American government who supports LGBT rights (based) and is pro-choice. (to an extent, he's against late term abortion outside of extreme cases) He's against bigotry in all forms and has openly spoken out about the rise of racist idealolgy in his own party. He is the perfect candidate to stand against the insanity, extremism, bigotry, and hatred of Ron DeSantis and NEEDS to win 2024 or all is lost. Chris Sununu will save the Republican party from facism! He will lower taxes and ensure rights for LGBT Americans! He will ensure widespread acess to birth control and safe early term abortion! He will stop censorship in the media and in schools! Vote Sununu! Stand with Sununu! VOTE SUNUNU!!!

"Chris Sununu is the last line of defense before all hell breaks loose in the Republican party. If he loses and DeSantis wins, America will become a facist hellhole and the second hallocaust will commence..."

by KrimsonKatt April 26, 2023