Ur mom

The person I fucked last night

Person: where we're you last night?
Me: In ur mom's bed.

by The-person-who-fucked-ur-mom September 26, 2022

Ur mum gay

Commonly used as an insult but not actually true

Kevin your mum gay
Steve No u

by Big bob who’s mum is dead January 19, 2020

ur dad

a comeback for when someone says literally anything to you

CC; "Hey carol, what did u do last night?"
CC; "Ur dad"

by syndey12345 June 10, 2022

ur mom

a hot person that will be there for you even when u are at your lowest. always asking how you're doing cuz she's a mum duh. don't ever disappoint a 'ur mom' or you'll be a disgrace to the MILF clan.

"ur mom's hot"
"ikr"
"she got the looks and the nice and warm heart too. definitely a 10 if u would ask me:3 "

by i like ur mom March 19, 2022

Ur Sister

The person I did last night

John: I saw u in my house last night
Carmine: yea I was doing ur sister
John: GET THE FUCK OVER HEAR

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY

On 12th of may you can forcefully kidnap ur best friend legally and you can use a weapon if they say no. If they call the police all the police would do is help you kidnap that girl.

OMGGG ITS MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY I BETTER GO KIDNAP MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT AWAY!

by Slaygirlyspopsies May 3, 2024

Ur mom

Doing ur mom

Ur mom

by Ur dad is big gay June 5, 2022